1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,096 We can't chase the gold again, sir. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,696 We don't have the time, and it's probably gone already. 3 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:06,976 This time, it's only about the money. Right from the start. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,136 You buy a time-share, 5 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,136 and one week a year, you come here and you live like a king. 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,296 You are the only cowboy in town. 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,696 But that money will bring others. 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:18,256 I don't want to see you again. 9 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,776 The times rich list. 10 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,976 And there he is - John Palmer - next to the queen. 11 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,456 This is a national embarrassment. 12 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,576 You will ensure, the next time that John Palmer 13 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,456 is in the newspapers, he'll be appearing at the old Bailey. 14 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,976 We have solid intelligence that Charlie Miller 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,416 was on the brink's-mat job. 16 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,296 I heard you can clean money. 17 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,416 Did you now? 18 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,096 I gave you my money because I believed you knew 19 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:41,856 what to do with it. 20 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,176 Then tell me, very clearly, 21 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,040 where every penny of my dough is, right now. 22 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:57,800 This programme contains some strong language 23 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:04,600 it is the time to talk honestly about tortola. 24 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,920 This island has become a story of two halves. 25 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,296 There is great wealth. 26 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:17,656 Our finance industry, liberated by my deregulation, 27 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:22,296 is free to attract investment from around the world, 28 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,040 and free to build houses like this. 29 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,656 But for too many of our people, 30 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,216 life is a long way from this. 31 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,696 It is my job as governor 32 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:40,976 to bring those two halves of this island together. 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,456 Today, with thanks to our generous host, 34 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,536 mr Logan Campbell, 35 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:50,040 we launch a fundraising campaign for a new school in road town. 36 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,976 It is an ambitious target, 37 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,976 but ambition is what is needed 38 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,976 if the children of this island are to share 39 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,536 in the opportunities that have brought so many of you 40 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,216 here to tortola. 41 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,736 - Hello? - Logan. 42 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,200 It's Douglas. 43 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,976 Doug... Douglas Baxter. 44 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,576 Dougie, how did you get this number? 45 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,656 You gave me a brochure, at the reunion. 46 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,816 I'm a little busy right now, Dougie. 47 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:40,976 Er... It's a business call, Logan. 48 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,976 An opportunity. 49 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,696 Things are going pretty well my end, too. 50 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,416 So much so, I think we can finally do something 51 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,736 really big together, just like we always dreamed of. 52 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,576 - Did we? - Let me give you some figures 53 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,976 that will blow your bloody socks off. 54 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,776 Dougie, I'm, er, going to call you back. 55 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,216 - Well, I wouldn't... - I wouldn't dilly-dally, Logan, 56 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,560 this is a situation of no little urgency. 57 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,256 We have two jobs 58 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,976 find Charlie Miller and the money from his half of the gold, 59 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,976 and get enough on John Palmer to bring him down. 60 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,896 We're on Miller's money, sir. 61 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,696 He has the contacts to fence the gold, 62 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,976 but he'll need help to launder the proceeds. 63 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,976 So we went through his files and we picked out 64 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,496 all of his criminal associates 65 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:23,976 who at least pretend not to be criminals. 66 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,416 The ones with businesses. 67 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,056 And we ran those business names through companies house, 68 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,976 and every one of them was registered on the Isle of Man. 69 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,216 Which means Miller's criminal associates have someone 70 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,856 on the Isle of Man laundering their money. 71 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,616 Which means, right about now, 72 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,976 we reckon Miller will be knocking on their door. 73 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,256 The Isle of Man is a self-governing crown dependency. 74 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,896 We have no authority there. 75 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,976 I picked up a suspect on the Isle of Man once. 76 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,176 I stuck a blindfold on him, 77 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,056 whipped him back in a speedboat in the middle of the night. 78 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,616 How have you still got a job? 79 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:50,816 I'm as surprised as you are. 80 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,896 The Isle of Man also shelters vast amounts of offshore money. 81 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,976 It's not a place that welcomes scrutiny. 82 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,456 We won't even leave footprints, sir. 83 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,976 Make sure you don't. 84 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,696 Lundy, Miller. Yes. 85 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,976 Give me a week. 86 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,816 The intelligence points to Spain. 87 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,816 I've heard he's on the cost a blanca, sir, 88 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,856 along with half the crooks from south London. 89 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,336 It's just about finding the chatty ones. 90 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,976 I've requested bowman back from flying squad. 91 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,416 He'll co-ordinate things here while we're all on our travels. 92 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,736 Where are you off to, then, sir? 93 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,096 I've spent a long time on brink's-mat, Jennings, 94 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,456 and working with you two has made it feel even longer. 95 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,040 I've booked a holiday. 96 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,720 Nice flight? 97 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,680 This wasn't the arrangement. 98 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,056 I'll buy a safe. 99 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,400 I could buy a safe! 100 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,296 I was led to believe you could offer a little more than that. 101 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,616 I can offer a lot more than that. 102 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,976 I can clean every penny. 103 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,040 Why's it sitting on a fucking table? 104 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:03,856 What were you doing, mr Miller, when you were eight years old? 105 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:06,536 A bit of light pickpocketing, then home for jellied eels 106 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,480 and a knees-up round the old Joanna? 107 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:13,160 When I was eight years old, I was accepted into mensa. 108 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,056 I would later resign, 109 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,976 after an unsavoury incident at the agm, 110 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,976 but the point is, I am highly intelligent. 111 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,336 And certainly intelligent enough to consider 112 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,976 the combination of south London, hat ton garden 113 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,696 and a great deal of money seeking safe harbour 114 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,416 and conclude that I have become involved 115 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,040 in a rather infamous criminal endeavour. 116 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,760 Or half of it, anyway. 117 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,216 You don't have to concern yourself with that. 118 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,520 But I do. 119 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,976 You see, if this is the partial proceeds 120 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,456 of the brink's-mat robbery 121 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,096 and let us agree without rigmarole that it is 122 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,440 then the level of discretion required is substantial. 123 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,216 What's the plan? 124 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,416 I've registered the first batch of companies, 125 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,496 and funds will be deposited shortly. 126 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,816 But we must move at a pace unlikely to attract attention. 127 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,496 I thought the Isle of Man didn't pay these things much attention. 128 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,976 Less than the mainland, certainly, 129 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,176 but on the spectrum of tax havens, we are at the conservative end. 130 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,576 And what happened to that world of international finance 131 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,136 you talked about? 132 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,520 I tried. 133 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,200 What do you mean, you tried? 134 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,976 I... 135 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,976 They'll only get me off this island if I'm in handcuffs or in a box. 136 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,696 So why you're leaving us voluntarily, love, 137 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,056 is beyond me. 138 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,976 Then again, I come from the rough end of England, 139 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,560 so maybe France is a bit prettier. 140 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,536 Good luck to you, Lena, and thanks for all your graft. 141 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,976 Thank you, John. 142 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,120 Hey, shirl, give them whatever's in petty cash. 143 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,040 Let them see her off in style. 144 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,976 Thank you. 145 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,976 I'll miss you, too. 146 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,960 Take care. 147 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:30,120 Senor Palmer, I heard about the British newspaper. 148 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,256 How rich it says you are. 149 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:36,376 I'm not giving you a raise, son, but I appreciate the effort. 150 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,176 No. 151 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,976 - You do not have the money they say. - Not yet. 152 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,400 But you could. 153 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,216 Yeah? 154 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,496 I know the accounts better than anyone 155 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,200 better than Shirley - which is lucky for you. 156 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,576 What's your game, then? 157 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:00,200 The business is successful, but. 158 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,896 It is not honest. 159 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:06,176 You pay bribes and take more deposits 160 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,736 than you have time-shares to sell. 161 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,976 But th-that is not interesting to me. 162 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 What is interesting to me is that. 163 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,240 I think you are a clever man who is pretending not to be. 164 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,896 The way that you use Shirley and hide the truth from her, 165 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,480 hide the fact that you are laundering money. 166 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,480 But there are better ways to launder money than that. 167 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,040 And I can show you them. 168 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,136 What did he do? 169 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,040 He pitched me some bloody tax dodge. 170 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,296 You see, John, this is what happens. 171 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,976 I know. 172 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,560 If you don't play it by the book, why would anyone else? 173 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,200 You're right, shirl.. 174 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,816 From now on, this place runs completely legit. 175 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,600 Check his bloody pockets, too. 176 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,376 Governor, this is Gabriella lunez. 177 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,776 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 178 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,160 From the DEA. 179 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,976 How long are you visiting? 180 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,616 It's a permanent posting. 181 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,456 I'll be working at the consulate. 182 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,336 I don't remember being consulted on that. 183 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:33,216 Well, we don't have to consult you, but I'm here to say hi. 184 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,216 I'm just surprised it's merited. 185 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,856 We are a small island. 186 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,376 We have an epidemic of south American cocaine 187 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,536 in Florida, with a lot of the proceeds 188 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,976 being laundered in the Caribbean, 189 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,536 through small islands like this. 190 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,096 Not this one. 191 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,600 Then I won't be here long. 192 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,416 Let us give you an office here, and some support staff 193 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,296 I'm all set at the consulate, thanks. 194 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,216 Then enjoy your time on tortola. 195 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,456 It is a special place. 196 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:00,880 So I've heard. 197 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,776 So, do the Colombians still use the. 198 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,296 Whirlybird for their drops? 199 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,336 I wouldn't know anything about that. 200 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,736 Man, that would be easier. 201 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,720 But my people like the personal touch. 202 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,136 I tell you, Florida to here on a speedboat 203 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,736 is not great on the back. 204 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,816 Still, this is helping. 205 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,976 You can leave me to count it. 206 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,696 I'll let you know if there's a problem. 207 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,256 What happens to it now? 208 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,976 Er, well, this money that your associates made 209 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,976 in the construction industry in Florida 210 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,640 will be legally banked in a number of countries around the world. 211 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,200 You're very careful, Campbell. 212 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,960 That's why I'm a bag man, and that's why you're. 213 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,680 Well, whatever it is you are. 214 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,840 Enjoy your time on the island. 215 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,720 I always do. 216 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,496 - Good morning, jp. - Beautiful day. 217 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,296 What happened to "mr Palmer"? 218 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,040 I am sorry, mr Palmer. 219 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,240 I'm only joking, son. 220 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,976 What's the DEA's authority here? 221 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,496 That depends. 222 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,856 If she sees evidence of a crime punishable in the states, 223 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,776 she can pursue it. 224 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,120 So I would hope that there is nothing to see. 225 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,760 There's nothing to see. 226 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,976 Glad to hear it. 227 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,480 This is not the time to attract attention. 228 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,176 It doesn't look like much. 229 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,800 Well, this is the address in the brochure. 230 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,760 Let me do the talking. 231 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,576 And that's when mr Baxter told me about you, and this island, 232 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,536 and what you and this island could do for me and my money. 233 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,296 What a curious decision that was. 234 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,976 It's an opportunity, Logan. 235 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,976 As always, Douglas, what you deem an opportunity 236 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,976 falls well below my standards. 237 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,336 In this case, I think we may find a temporary alignment. 238 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,960 I heard you got banged up. 239 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,416 A business deal gone wrong. 240 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,576 I heard you got caught doing coke in a wimpey. 241 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,416 - It was a berni inn. - Is that better? 242 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,216 What a lot of people don't appreciate is that 243 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,856 berni inns are technically restaurants. 244 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,560 I think we're straying from the point a bit here, gentlemen. 245 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,776 He's struck off, you're a crook, 246 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,576 and I run a respectable business. 247 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,456 That's very much the point. 248 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,176 What I am, mr Campbell, 249 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,256 is an international businessman with an eye for an opportunity 250 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,880 and £10 million looking for somewhere to go. 251 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,256 I'm afraid I'm running at full capacity 252 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,656 with my corporate clients. 253 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,976 And I'd very much like to be one of your corporate clients. 254 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,296 Life doesn't work like that. 255 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,160 Life can work any way you want it to. 256 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,536 Boarding school. 257 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,800 Grammar school. 258 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,040 Borstal. 259 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,976 Life is pre-destined, gentlemen, and I have work to do. 260 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,976 Then I'll see you tomorrow. 261 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,376 And the day after that. 262 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,160 Then I hope you enjoy the sunshine. 263 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,336 If you were local police, you'd have a nicer office. 264 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,776 If you were here officially, 265 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,216 then you wouldn't be alone. 266 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,456 You're from the mainland? 267 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,776 Madrid. 268 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,456 We are national police looking into corruption on tenerife, 269 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,616 which means we are looking into mr Palmer, 270 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,640 which means it is nice to meet you, mr boyce. 271 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,760 - You failed to convict him once. - Are you here to try again? 272 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,040 Yes. 273 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,656 We need intelligence from inside his business, 274 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,536 and his senior team are all English. 275 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,840 We can't get near him. 276 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,976 Then you keep watching, I'll get near him. 277 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 And I know where to find you when I do. 278 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,160 So, what do you think? 279 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,456 I think that there are no windows. 280 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,976 Well, the thing about windows is that you can see through them. 281 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,456 Not so good for keeping secrets. 282 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:52,440 Secrets like this, senor Palmer, they are expensive. 283 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,616 What do you want? 284 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,176 I want the people of tenerife to stop cleaning hotels, 285 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:04,256 washing plates in restaurants and serving drinks in bars. 286 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,976 I want them to own the hotels, and the restaurants, 287 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,160 and the bars. 288 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,416 You know, this island, it makes everybody rich, 289 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,216 apart from us. 290 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,360 Maybe this room is where that changes. 291 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,200 How much? 292 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,976 - Ten million pesetas. - Five million. 293 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,440 Yes, five million now, and five million when it's done. 294 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,200 How would it work? 295 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:43,456 Well, I give you a set of, er... How do you say? 296 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,976 Dummy accounts to give to Shirley, 297 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,976 with all the details that she wants. 298 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,160 But here, I create another set. 299 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,976 I will build you a machine, senor Palmer, 300 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,976 through which you can put as much dirty money as you can find, 301 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,360 and it will come out clean. 302 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,240 It will be easy. 303 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:08,296 You know, son, what I've found is that. 304 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,360 When people think something's going to be easy. 305 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,040 They can't believe how hard it can get. 306 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,136 Hello? 307 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,976 Mr Palmer, there are some Russians here to see you. 308 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,176 Some what? 309 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,640 We would like to buy your businesses, mr Palmer. 310 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,856 I'm sure you would, but they're not for sale. 311 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,440 We would pay a fair price. 312 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,456 Listen, mate, 313 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,856 I've spent a long time building what I've got here. 314 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,400 I'm a long way from finished. 315 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,256 Things are different now. 316 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,336 How's that, then? 317 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,760 We are here. 318 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,656 Well, then, 319 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,040 I'm sorry you've come all this way for nothing. 320 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,680 Tomorrow, the price will be lower. 321 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,440 You shouldn't have let them in. 322 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,320 I think they're kgb. 323 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,200 Yeah, well. 324 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,520 Doesn't matter who you are before you come to this island. 325 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,560 It's who you are here that matters. 326 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,640 And if you can't do your job. 327 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,040 Then I'll find someone else who can. 328 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,040 Are you ok? 329 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,256 Just tired. 330 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,976 Must be exhausting, sitting behind your desk. 331 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,976 Moving money around the world. 332 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,176 You know, it's harder than you think. 333 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,720 And some of the money stays right here. 334 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,536 I wanted to talk to you about that. 335 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,976 About the school. 336 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,296 It's going to take years to raise the funds. 337 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,920 That's another generation of kids sitting in huts. 338 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,640 So... why don't you pay for it? 339 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,336 - The whole thing? - Well, at least enough 340 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,576 to get construction started. 341 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,976 Jesus Christ, where does it end? 342 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,216 What? Donations, sponsorships, campaign contributions. 343 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,616 I've done a lot for this island. 344 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,976 This island has done a lot for you. 345 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,496 Hosting lauretta's endless bloody fundraisers. 346 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,520 You and lauretta are a two-way street. 347 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,816 What does that mean? I mean, having the governor in your corner 348 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,816 helps bring in the corporate clients that buys you all this. 349 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,576 Us. 350 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,216 My clients buy us all this. 351 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,536 None of this is mine, Logan. 352 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,216 You know that. 353 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,560 Aren't you a lawyer? 354 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,976 Charity should involve sacrifice. 355 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,496 Otherwise, it is something else. 356 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,040 Please excuse me, I have a meeting. 357 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,920 Campbell! This is an honour. 358 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,280 I need you to do me a favour. 359 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,000 In my world. 360 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,040 Favours don't come for free. 361 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,040 I know. 362 00:24:56,360 --> 00:25:00,976 I must say, I find the people of tortola absolutely entrancing. 363 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,416 You have the most wonderful joie de vivre. 364 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,976 It's refreshing, frankly. 365 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,816 You've no idea of the inherent misery of the English. 366 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,536 I don't know if either of you have ever been 367 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,176 to the Isle of Man, for example, 368 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,336 a place which almost seems to revel in its bleakness 369 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,280 with a sort of dickensian devotion to despair. 370 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,640 A gift from Campbell. 371 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,280 A farewell gift. 372 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,320 Or? 373 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,520 Or. 374 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,160 We have another type of conversation. 375 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,720 With less talking. 376 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,520 You know, son, I don't drink with villains anymore. 377 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,800 But for you, I'll make an exception. 378 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,656 Because I've spent a lot of time alone, 379 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,656 and a lot of time with that twat, 380 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,240 and neither are much fun. 381 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,296 You're interesting. 382 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,336 Because you're a villain who knows Campbell, 383 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,600 and you're a villain who hasn't been caught. 384 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,696 How do you know I haven't been caught? 385 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,280 That cigarette was only half done. 386 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,976 It don't matter if you're as rich as they come 387 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,976 if you've done time, 388 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,800 you don't ever treat tobacco like that. 389 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,136 So let's drink mr Campbell's beer, 390 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,976 you tell me what you've not been caught for, 391 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,880 and let's see if we haven't got more in common than we think. 392 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,760 Do you read the newspapers, mr Palmer? 393 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,736 Not really. 394 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:34,376 In the newspapers, they say things are happening in my country. 395 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,040 What they don't know is that those things have already happened. 396 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,440 The cold war is over. 397 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,576 Wasn't something I paid much attention to, to be fair. 398 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,776 Well, now you should. 399 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,440 The Soviet union will collapse. 400 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,240 And for those who are quick, there are opportunities. 401 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,096 I thought you lot were, er, dirt-poor? 402 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,400 No offence, like. 403 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,496 The people are poor because the state is rich. 404 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,976 And the state cannot give that money to the people 405 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,616 or they will know we had it all along. 406 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,560 - So the money must find... - An escape. 407 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,616 So who are you, then, in all of that? 408 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,176 I am a scout, 409 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,640 looking for somewhere for a lot of money to go. 410 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,616 Well, I know a little about that. 411 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:30,976 I know. 412 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,136 Because I do read the newspapers, about brink's-mat, 413 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,680 about gold finger. 414 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,040 I need your business, mr Palmer. 415 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,976 It is the biggest on the island. 416 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,696 The best place for our money to hide. 417 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,416 You're wrong. 418 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,680 You don't need my business. 419 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,320 And buying it would give you attention you don't need. 420 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,376 Give me your money. 421 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:07,336 I'll clean it, take a fair cut and give it back. 422 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,520 And the newspapers can write about me all day long. 423 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,480 They won't ever know about you. 424 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,296 You're going to clean my money, then give it to him, 425 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,336 starting with 1.5 million. 426 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,976 I'll pay back double in a couple of weeks. 427 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,896 Take a cut for yourself, and your pal here, 428 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,976 send the profits somewhere safe. 429 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,056 Then we go again. 430 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,136 You see, I'm still learning about money, 431 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,560 but what I do know is money like this should be put to work. 432 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,976 That's what this is. 433 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,040 An investment strategy. 434 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,576 Investment strategy is a rather grandiose term 435 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,976 for running drugs into Florida. 436 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,616 Tell me something, Campbell. 437 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,376 All that money I bring you, 438 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,456 that the Colombians bring to you, 439 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,096 where do you think it comes from? 440 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:08,176 Construction. 441 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,696 Does a lot of construction money fall out of the sky? 442 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,560 No, no, no. You see, there's a system. 443 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,656 About how much I know. 444 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,240 And this is not the system. 445 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,120 I don't want to be a bag man anymore. 446 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,640 Are you part of this, er, insanity, Douglas? 447 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,176 The returns are hard to ignore, Logan. 448 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,640 They are hard to ignore. 449 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,000 That's that, then. 450 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,160 It was a good meeting. 451 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,360 Er. 452 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,000 Thanks for the intro. 453 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,296 Do you ever hear from Sarah? 454 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,696 The old gang? 455 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,760 I live here so that I don't have to see the old gang. 456 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,536 Do you know what I think about, Logan, when I think of you? 457 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,096 The roller. 458 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,816 You fly over for the reunion, 459 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,136 then it's, what, two hours from Heathrow to Cambridge? 460 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,296 And you hire a roller - a '72 silver shadow, no less 461 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,520 for a two-hour drive. 462 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,840 But it wasn't about the journey, was it? 463 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,280 It was about the arrival. 464 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,936 Nice rolex. 465 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,976 I'm a scholarship kid with rejection issues 466 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,976 and lifestyle choices that have crippled my self-confidence. 467 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,040 I need as much arm our as I can afford. 468 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,560 - But you? - The golden boy of Cambridge? 469 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,160 Why did you need the roller, Logan? 470 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,280 Good luck, Dougie. 471 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,600 Good luck, Logan. 472 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,976 He wants to start with a million dollars a week, 473 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 then he'll double it when he sees it's working. 474 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,216 We are not ready. 475 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,256 This is the whole point, isn't it, of this machine you're building? 476 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,776 Only if we are in control of the machine. 477 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,776 I'm in control. 478 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,336 You know, senor Palmer, 479 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,360 tenerife has always been conquered. 480 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,776 The arabs, the africans, the Europeans. 481 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,040 And then they all thought that the island was theirs forever. 482 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,040 Then someone else came along and took it from them. 483 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,000 An island is easy to conquer. 484 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,720 And hard to defend. 485 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,616 You'd be surprised where I've come from 486 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,040 to get what's mine. 487 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,280 And you'd be surprised what I'd do to hold on to it. 488 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,280 Anyway, I've got a plane waiting. 489 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:17,880 You've got work to do. 490 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,320 Where are you going, senor Palmer? 491 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,680 To hold on to what's mine. 492 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,256 Good afternoon. I'm dropping off a time-share deposit 493 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,696 to your accounts department. 494 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,816 I can take that for you, sir. 495 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,336 This is my life savings. 496 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,736 I-I'd like to deliver it myself. 497 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,976 If you could just give me a name for someone in accounts 498 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,840 and point me in the right direction? 499 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,480 Can I help you? 500 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,040 No, thanks. I've got what I need. 501 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,976 I was thinking about the school, 502 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,416 and how you should name it after your mother. 503 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,696 Mothers, they're... They're important. 504 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,360 They should be remembered. 505 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,960 You'll pay for the school? 506 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,496 I'll pay for the school. 507 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,800 Why? 508 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,176 The money that passes through this island 509 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,960 should do some good along the way. 510 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,896 Every time I think I know you a little more, 511 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,056 I realise that I know you a little less. 512 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,736 You know me better than anyone. 513 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,480 I don't think that's saying much. 514 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,696 I remember the first time that I met you, 515 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,400 with lauretta. 516 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,400 I couldn't stop looking at you. 517 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,856 Really? 518 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,376 I can't say I noticed you. 519 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,280 Yet here you are. 520 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,680 For now. Now's good. 521 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,360 Right. 522 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,416 Task force. 523 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,136 Hello, bowman. I thought you'd be in the pub by now, 524 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,400 with the guvnor away. 525 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,016 What do you want, Lundy? 526 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,736 Go to the coach and horses in Greek street in half an hour. 527 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,776 A bloke will give you something for me. 528 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,320 Call me when you've got it, and don't tell boyce. 529 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,880 What a joke! 530 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,816 A cooked breakfast needs to follow some basic rules, nic, 531 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,216 or the whole thing collapses. 532 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,456 - I can't hear this again. - Look, a tattie scone 533 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,496 should be served in addition to a black pudding. 534 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,816 The idea that it's some sort of replacement is frankly illogical. 535 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,040 Tone! 536 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,640 Two rooms... Booked by the met police. 537 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,456 If it's a honeymoon, it isn't very romantic. 538 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,616 It ain't an honeymoon, I can tell you that for free. 539 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,016 Seconded. 540 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,456 Then, what are you doing here? 541 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,616 We're not making any arrests, we're not interviewing under caution, 542 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,576 - so you can't stop us. - This is a small island. 543 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,616 And the people that live here make it even smaller. 544 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,736 I've had three phone calls to say that you're here, 545 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,576 and two about the scene you caused at breakfast. 546 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,880 It wasn't a scene. 547 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,136 We're not telling you what we're doing 548 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,296 just so you can get on your phone and tell whoever you answer to 549 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,840 round here. 550 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,360 You know, I worked the beat in Glasgow for 20 years. 551 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,936 Took this job for the quiet life. 552 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,080 Turns out I hate the quiet life. 553 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,896 I'm three ranks above you, I'm bored out my skull, 554 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,096 and I answer to the fucking queen. 555 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,760 So tell me why you're here. 556 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,976 We're on the brink's-mat task force. 557 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,736 Christ, is that still going? 558 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,936 We think some of the money's being laundered here. 559 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,840 And we're here to ask some questions. 560 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:45,576 There are around 100 financial advisers on the Isle of Man. 561 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,576 And outside every office is a board where they are required to 562 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,896 post the names of the companies registered through their office. 563 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,240 Look at the size of the offices, look at the size of the boards. 564 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,320 And that's the Isle of Man all over. 565 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,376 - What's this? - You're now temporary 566 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,616 special constables of the Isle of Man police force. 567 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,256 Which means? Fuck all. 568 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,880 But it'll stop them phoning me. 569 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,760 That's for me. 570 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,056 Lundy. 571 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,560 Don't do that again. 572 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,896 Er, you know, sir, 573 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,936 usually a south London villain with a... 574 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,616 With a few quid in his pocket, he comes over here, 575 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,136 he spends his time 576 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,000 falling out of pubs and shooting his mouth off, but. 577 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,896 Miller's as careful as they come. 578 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,856 I've been here a week and I've got nothing. 579 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,016 I needed some help to narrow things down. 580 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,080 Help from whom? 581 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,920 I don't think you want to know that, sir. 582 00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,440 Lundy, do you understand the basic concept of a chain of command? 583 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:06,416 I know a bloke in the telephone business 584 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,736 who doesn't have much time for villains, 585 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,976 but he does have a list of all the phone calls 586 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,816 made in the last month from the Isle of Man to the cost a blanca, 587 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,096 which I need bowman to fax to my hotel 588 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,280 so I can start knocking on doors. 589 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,696 It's a bad line, Lundy. 590 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,600 I'm afraid I didn't catch any of that. 591 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,400 Thank you, sir. 592 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,720 Ceremony by new order. 593 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,296 You're going to have to tell me where we're going soon. 594 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,496 No. We're getting lower. 595 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,936 I told you, it's a surprise. 596 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,296 Two more? 597 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,896 - Absolutely. - You and your bloody surprises. 598 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,216 I didn't know what to wear. 599 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,400 Yeah, well, you scrubbed up not too bad. 600 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,000 This is going right to my head. 601 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,000 How about this, then? 602 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,416 You know this thing can, er, get us to The Bahamas for Christmas? 603 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,200 We have Christmas at home, John. 604 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,120 I'm just saying. 605 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,280 You know, who would have thought we'd ever have our own plane. 606 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,280 Be able to go anywhere we want. 607 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,600 Be anyone we want? 608 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,616 I don't want to be anyone else, John. 609 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,576 You know, I just want us to have a nice life. 610 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,576 And a safe life... Together. 611 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,296 Yeah? 612 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,936 And if that nice, safe life comes with champagne at 30,000ft? 613 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,176 Yeah, well, I can live with that! 614 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,816 Well, that's good, lucky, 615 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,680 because this is just the start of it. 616 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,760 Where are we going, John? 617 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,400 We're going somewhere good. 618 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,120 Somewhere better. 619 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,536 I thought it would be better-hidden, 620 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,016 what types like this do with money. 621 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,976 But it's not, it's bold as brass. 622 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,216 It's legal, nic. 623 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,016 Otherwise they'd have to answer our questions. 624 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,936 Yeah, well, someone on this island knows where Miller is, 625 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,256 and where his money is, and I ain't leaving until we find them. 626 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,136 We'll find them when Miller makes a mistake. 627 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,056 And he will. 628 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,656 Before this, all Miller did was bounce between 629 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,536 south London and the scrubs. 630 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,016 This isn't his world, no matter how much he wants it to be. 631 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,656 Sooner or later, he'll come unstuck. 632 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,536 I just hope it's sooner. 633 00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,816 I don't know how much more of this place I can take. 634 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,240 That's it, tone. 635 00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,816 What is? 636 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,456 It's south London. 637 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,560 It's always bloody south London. 638 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,320 Wow! 639 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,136 I can't believe you remembered! 640 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,616 1972 Olympics. 641 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,856 Some bird with red hair got a perfect round 642 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,616 and I said, "she must have put in the graft," 643 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,016 and you said it was the, er, the horse that won it. 644 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,216 Some... It was a French type. 645 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,896 "Best in the world," you said. 646 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,880 Selle francais. 647 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,000 And I sat in our shitty little flat. 648 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,216 And I told you, one day, I'd buy you one. 649 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,496 What, they'll not sell you one? 650 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,296 No. They train them together, the French. 651 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,376 Yeah. They're a family, and you don't split up a family. 652 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,736 Yeah, you're right. 653 00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,120 Which is why I bought all bloody six of them. 654 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,496 You didn't! 655 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,536 They'll train them here, and then they'll send them 656 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:12,056 to any tournament, or whatever you call it, anywhere in the world. 657 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,496 And you can take the plane and you can come see them 658 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,976 - when you want. - I'll drop in when I can. 659 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,320 I'll be flying right over. 660 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,360 I can't believe this! 661 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,080 You deserve it. 662 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,760 With everything you do, and everything I don't. 663 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,856 Madame. 664 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,656 Would you like to ride? 665 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,296 Can I? Of course. 666 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,696 Oui. They're yours. 667 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,376 You have fun, love. 668 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,056 And take your time. 669 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,080 I'm going to, er, have a little wander about. 670 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,320 You're a good man, John. 671 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,056 Ain't you supposed to be a detective? 672 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,336 - You're milking it, pal. - Just tell me. 673 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,360 Silwood, hawkstone, silver lock, st Mary's. 674 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,176 They're all south London council estates. 675 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:34,056 That's Miller's money, and this bloke has it. 676 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,720 - And he ain't at work. - It's a small island. 677 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,600 There can't be many Douglas baxters in the phone book. 678 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,056 Come on, then, mate. 679 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,656 Let me get you a proper drink. 680 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,640 We've got all the British beers if you want a taste of home. 681 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,416 Just... just another lemonade, please. 682 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,256 Dear, dear. 683 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,840 I won't be getting rich off the likes of you, will I? 684 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,480 Come in, John. 685 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,056 Thanks for seeing me. 686 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,976 You left tenerife a little quick, Lena. 687 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,816 I didn't get to say some things. 688 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,360 John... look. 689 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,200 It was my fault. 690 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,736 Things got... Things got out of hand. 691 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,616 Too much partying. 692 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,256 And I should know better. 693 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,280 I'm older, I'm the boss. 694 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,440 That's not true. 695 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,400 And that is not what it was. 696 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,200 It was more than just that. 697 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,600 It's cruel to tell me that it was just that. 698 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,936 You're right. 699 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,240 You're right, I'm sorry. 700 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,320 It was more than that. 701 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,440 And, look... Anything you need, any time. 702 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,160 I'll sort you out. 703 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,336 There's no limit on that. 704 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,680 But what happened, can't happen again. 705 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,856 It's not right. 706 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,520 It was, er. 707 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,776 I don't know. 708 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,056 That island... It does things to you. 709 00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,840 Well, it does things to me, anyway. 710 00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,600 I'm pregnant. 711 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,200 And I'm a catholic. 712 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,040 So I'm pregnant. 713 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,136 Well? 714 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,056 She's got a record, sir. 715 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,736 Glad to hear it. 716 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,800 It took a bit of digging, but I think you'll like what I found. 717 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,096 Go on, then. 718 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,416 No! 719 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,376 Behave! 720 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,616 Nic, we are recently sworn-in special constables 721 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,296 of the Isle of Man police force, 722 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,800 which is a situation we should treat with the utmost respec... 723 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,160 For fuck's sake! 724 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,480 Hurry up. 725 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,760 If he's got Miller's money, then he's hiding it well. 726 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,840 Not that well. 727 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,080 Good evening. 728 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,000 No, thanks, love. 729 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,200 You're on holiday. 730 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,656 Bit of sun, bit of booze, 731 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,536 and now you're looking for a bit of the other. 732 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,336 No, thanks. 733 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,120 There is something about islands, is there not? 734 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,960 Yeah, there is. 735 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,520 They feel safe. 736 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,080 Remote. 737 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,240 Forgotten, hidden. 738 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,616 A place where consequences do not apply 739 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,800 to what we do now, and to what we did before. 740 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:59,256 The period between being convicted of a crime 741 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,800 and being sentenced for that crime is a difficult place to be. 742 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,896 If you're held on remand, it's simple enough, 743 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,200 but if you're out on bail, then that's more complicated. 744 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,560 Do you stay and take your punishment, or do you run? 745 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:21,216 Those that run make the wrong calculation. 746 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,976 They look at what they're facing - a year, two years, 747 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,056 three in your case 748 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,256 and they think, "I can't do three years, I don't have it in me." 749 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,496 "I'm just an accountant from lewisham" 750 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,616 "who embezzled a bit of money." 751 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,416 So they run. 752 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,736 They find an escape. 753 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,200 An island. 754 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,520 But, over time, they realise their mistake. 755 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,960 They've swapped three years for a life sentence. 756 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,096 And they're trapped. 757 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,456 And whatever that island turns them into, 758 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,856 and whatever that island makes them do to survive, 759 00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,240 that's who they have to be. 760 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,920 Forever. 761 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,976 You ain't on holiday. 762 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,976 No. 763 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,216 And neither are you. 764 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:14,776 You're just another lost soul hiding on an island, 765 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,360 looking for refuge. 766 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,920 And, instead, you found me. 767 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,696 And? 768 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,936 Who are you, then? 769 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,536 You know who I am, 770 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,280 you know who I want, and you know it's not you. 771 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:43,296 So, now there is just me, you and John Palmer 772 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,920 on an island. 773 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,920 And there is something about islands.